Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it

Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

Patrick Bateman by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022

The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.

Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend

The Bateman by Steve Led March 2, 2011

The Patrick Bateman conundrum 

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

The Patrick Bateman conundrum by n.zeck March 14, 2023

Your Third Baseman 

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

Your Third Baseman by theTrooper January 9, 2013

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

The Patrick Bateman by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

Patrick Bateman 

God.

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.

Patrick Bateman by anakinsaber July 8, 2022