Bassooned 

Consuming a large amount of alcohol, specifically beer and reaching a heroic state of inebriation whilst maintaining the appearance of functioning pleasantly in a social environment and constantly asking for cigarettes and beers.

Named from characteristics made famous by Johnny Basoon; the bassoon player and saxophonist from infamous melbourne based band Sex On Toast.

oh man, I'm gonna get bassooned tonight

Bassooned by gunstreetgirl March 10, 2011

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Bamboonding 

Pounding or being aggressively pounded via the female shag-hole.

*Gush warning!

Why's my sister limping?
She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.

Bamboonding by FakeIndianReese May 28, 2014

Babboonary

It means to be silly and slap-stick

"STOP Your babboonary"
Shouted Miss silver

Babboonary by Rogers lambs June 3, 2017

babboon goggles 

A male lays a female down on her back with her head laying over the edge of the bed. She takes his penis into her mouth. When his scrotum sac covers her eyes, she has: baboon goggles.

"I was over at Tommy's house lats night, and he totally gave me babboon goggles."

babboon goggles by Mr.TheReal September 9, 2006

Babboon style 

A sexual position; when you spank your partner's butt so hard that it turns red like a babboon's ass.

Omg lets do it Babboon Style!

Babboon style by RBIMA November 22, 2018

Baboonery 

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions

Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.

Baboonery by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020