Barthification 

Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.

Named after the pioneer of Barthification, Edward Alan Bartholomew.

(Normal) Wench = Whaiyentsches
(Extreme) Motorcyclists = Schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes

Barthification by Grahf March 1, 2005

BATification 

The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.

“We all need to go through the #BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.”

BATification by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

battification 

The process of memorizing lots of data.

Battification is a must, to study for GRE.

battification by Typical_Indian December 23, 2011

BATification 

BATification : The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.

We all need to go through the BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.

BATification by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

Batification

To refer to someone who has been batified

"What happened to Kalamari?"

"They want through batification"

Batification by Unhappy_Emoticon April 16, 2026

De-bantification

The process by which an industrial de-bantifier takes all the banter out of a room he goes into

George the industrial de-bantifier entered the house and took all the banter from every room. It appeared that the house had undergone a process of de-bantification.

De-bantification by JakajajjajajajjakakkJj December 8, 2014