Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

badamn 

Badamn: it's like saying holy shit. you say it when something is good or something is bad. It's the most amazing word. EVER.

Good example: I just had sex with four guys. badamn.

Bad example: Badamn, now i have herpes.

badamn by luckyinboxbuddies444 June 16, 2009

bajambles 

An expression of excitement, when you have performed an action or an event has occurred that makes you want to celebrate verbally.

"Bajambles!!!! I just totally pw3ned that nub." Said Stevy Wonder

bajambles by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2011

Bahamian Lobster Trap 

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

Bahamian Lobster Trap by Omalley March 23, 2016

Bahamian Bar Slide 

When a beautiful woman gets so trashed she hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to purge herself of shame.

"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a Bahamian bar slide".

"Man after that tequila last night I totally Bahamian bar sled into that douche bag's bed".

"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"

Bahamian Bar Slide by LyricalGenius318 May 16, 2013

Bahamas 

My country, The Bahamas is an archipelago of 700 islands and cays surrounded by a mass of clear blue ocean, The capital of The Bahamas is Nassau, New Providence other islands include Grand Bahama, Andros, Abaco, and other family islands. As a Bahamian, our language is English. There are a diverse population including predominately Haitians, Chinese and Philippines. In our school system we are taught American English and British English, however we love to shorten words and create idioms and phrases we call “Bahamianese.” The majority of Bahamians are coloured.

Its sprying in The Bahamas - It is raining lightly

Bahamas by BahamianGIRL242 February 12, 2017

Tommy Bahama 

A high-end American brand, manufacturing casual clothes with a tropical flair. They are famous for their flower patterned linen shirts, colorful khaki pants, and light cotton knits. It is often worn by either wealthy boat-owning retirees or well-off University bros on vacation who are looking for a more exotic alternative to their usual preppy brands.

John: "I'm traveling to St. Barths next month for a catamaran cruise, should I buy any new clothes for the trip?"
Alex: "Definitely get some Tommy Bahama"

Tommy Bahama by Nothing is real March 9, 2018