(n.) A well-known Competitive Team Fortress 2 player. Dubbed "The Pipe Jesus" by the 6v6 Community, he's pretty much accepted as the best Demoman in the world. He utterly destroys pretty much all of ESEA's Invite-Level Demos, and can even out-damage ETF2L's Premier Division Demos (save maybe Numlocked).
(v.) When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick (compensating for both the speed and arc of your cum-stream while you do) and hit her right between the eyes. Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."
1. "Holy shit, how did b4nny connect that pipe on Yz50?"
2. "I b4nny'd Jessica so hard last night, her name might as well have been Ruwin."
What the fuck? I must have been shitfaced when I wrote that definition.
Numlocked isn't nearly as good as b4nny.
Also I'd like to point out that Star_, Shibby2142, StabbyStabby, and all the other tf2 youtube commentators do not have any definitions on UD. Lul.