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A.B.W.S. 

Angry Black Woman Syndrome; a tendency among black women throughout the world, particularly African-Americans, to lose teeth, hair and common sense. Symptoms inclue poor volume control, finger wagging, spittins, using fouls language, refusing to cook for others, and an addiction to wearing velure track/sweat pants.
Man: That black woman is so loud and angry. She told me to excuse myself.

Woman: Yea, she has A.B.W.S.
A.B.W.S. by GregariousJew July 25, 2009

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

B.W.D.S. 

B.W.D.S. (Bi-sexual While Drunk Syndrome) A syndrome that happens to underage(15-17)/college(18-25) girls while drunk. It is the leading cause of barsexuals
Sally started showing symptoms after partying all week with her sorority sisters. After consulting with her Priest and his Nun assistance they told her she had B.W.D.S. and prescribed a bottle of Jack Daniels and vodka and had a intervention party.
B.W.D.S. by Bleener May 10, 2008

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet
B.O.W.S is commonly found in the young male. Its scientific name is Black ops withdraw symptoms. Hence the abbreviation B.O.W.S. Usually it takes many days to recover from this death ridden disease. It can be caught by playing Call of Duty Black Ops too long. If you are unfortunate enough to catch this disease then isolate your self, don't even speak to anyone just sit there in your scummy room and play it!
B.O.W.S chavs
B.O.W.S by The Bukkake Beast June 22, 2011