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Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
Related Words

Broletariat 

A working class bro.
Sean's broletariat lifestyle involves him working at a factory but spends his money on Keystone Light and DMB tickets.
Broletariat by Dilrod November 11, 2007
Word of the Day on October 23, 2023

Brolepathy

The act of knowing what your bro is thinking, without having any immediate communication with him.
Bro 1: I just made seventy dollars by mowing one lawn!
Bro 2: Whoa! I was just thinking about your lawn business.
*Brolepathy*
Brolepathy by Bromeo Montague July 22, 2010

brolemia 

Bulimia, an eating disorder characterized by binge eating and purging, except specifically in males. Similar in nature to "manorexia."
"Dude, why does Nick always go to the bathroom to vom after pigging out?"
"I dunno man, maybe he has brolemia."
brolemia by amfin January 21, 2010

Brolette 

A female bro. Irregardless of their sexual orientation lady bros will often do things a bro would. They are not your sisters, they are your bros.
Brolette, Wing-man, co-op buddie, laugh at dirty jokes, be funny, etc.
Brolette by Samsiel June 3, 2011
Old school but intentionally bling timepiece. Specifically worn with clothing and accessories not generally associated with the lifestyle or target audience of watchmakers such as, but not limited to, the traditionally conservative company Rolex.
Nice work on the Brolex and the vintage Ramones concert T.

Here's a thought, ditch the Jacob & Co. for a sleeper Brolex.

She's a total smokeshow with the Brolex and those wicked Louboutin stilettos.
Brolex by fullcity July 22, 2007