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Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylvania. He once saved the world. Walks around with green shoelaces that are tied too fucking tight, causing the eyelets to touch on his green adidas sneakers. Ball does it all, but he is still lacking in some areas. Besides all of this, he is very loved and hopes to attend Princeton University in the year 2008.
"Ball..." (refuses to look back) "Ball..." (still refuses to pay attention) "Dicklesssonofabitch!" (the D.S.O.B turns around and asks what you want.)
D.S.O.B by joseeee October 9, 2006

B.S.O.D. 

The Blue Screen of Death! A notorious error screen that is displayed when Microsoft Windows (about any version of it) crashes and is not recoverable.
I was surfing the internet on my computer, when all of the sudden I got a B.S.O.D.!
B.S.O.D. by Bryce Lynch November 12, 2020

i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d 

im tired of living but scared of dieing
boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d 

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying
Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d
i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.
my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t