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L.O.M.B.A.R.D. 

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.
Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!
L.O.M.B.A.R.D. by Guy July 30, 2003

S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D. 

Super
Terrific
Awesome
Rowers
Beating
Our
Adversaries
Retardedly
Dumb.
d00d, we just gawt S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D.!! ...D.

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

B.R.A.D. 

A "BRAD" is a person of very loserish social standard. He is the one becomes the talk of the town by their ridiculous and super obnoxious behavior (both in person and/or on social media mediums). A "BRAD" is most commonly know as being a worthless individual who tends to get on ones nerves. A good 72% of "BRAD's" are often lurking around at house parties, camp sites, and other low profile locations. Hanging out with a "BRAD" can and will most probably make you a "BRAD" by association. Basically, a "BRAD" is a person who a person of high social standing would associate themselves with.
WOW, that guy is really annoying me, he's such a "B.R.A.D."
B.R.A.D. by yourstruly818 August 20, 2011

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situΗ½tion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020