b-loop 

the bermuda triangle of useless story, 3 min conversation converted into 4 hour lecture. has been known to ruin entire nights and socialization experiences. known causes "B". ways to stop unknown. if one encounters a b-loop recommended treatment is to nod and walk away.

yesterday B wouldnt stop talking, i was stuck in a b-loop of her piddledicking around for 6 hours.

b-loop by weinerstine adick scientist December 18, 2010

bloopyaya 

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

bloopyaya by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022

bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.

Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"

bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

Blooper reel 

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

Blooper reel by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

da bloop d blam 

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

da bloop d blam by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke

dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!

bloopin out by Allyson and Marissa May 21, 2008