Bantertingz 

A cover up for whatever you are or were doing.

P1: What were you doing last night?
P2: bantertingz

Bantertingz by stelf9 December 8, 2013

mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022

battering ram 

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

battering ram by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

Baxtering 

Procrastination to the point at which zero productivity or efficiency has been established always accompanied by a false sense of accomplishment. This feat is more often than not accomplished with an air of flamboyancy.

Aaron missed his deadline because instead of completing the simple task he was baxtering around the office with a scarf on.

Baxtering by happydays101 January 8, 2010

Battering the sausage 

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

Battering the sausage by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

battering ram 

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

battering ram by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016