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A variation of the term "bullshit" or "b-s". b-eggs stands for bacon and eggs, which in place of bullshit, is both politicaly correct and not insulting to squimish retards and small children.
"Hey man, I just saw your World Religions mark. It's 26%!"
"Oh thats b-eggs!"
b-eggs by Armando Mancini December 25, 2007
verb. to prepare for something which is highly unlikely with unwarranted detail.

adjective. a person or object which is ingenious having created a solution for an issue which is not currently a problem.

noun. a person who is at all times prepared for the highly unlikely.
verb.

"I need to get beggs for a zombie invasion by stockpiling industrial glowsticks."

adjective.
"My nightvision aviators are beggs."

noun.
"I understand there might be a time when you need all that stuff on your belt but it makes you look like a beggs."
beggs by BossKitty January 16, 2011
Abbreviation for bacon and eggs.
"Man, I could smash down some beggs right now."

"Does anywhere do beggs this late at night?"
Beggs by adrenergy August 26, 2013
Bacon + eggs = beggs.
Ayyyy mannn, whatcha had fo' breakfast? I done had me sum' beggs!
Beggs by Urban Dicktionhairy November 12, 2016
another name for a pimp who also happens to carry crack in his ass.
Person 1: That guy is such a beggs.
Person 2: True that.
Beggs by Tinggg December 4, 2010

jack beggs 

To be a jack beggs is to be one who lives off his dads bank account
He's such a jack beggs
jack beggs by AliD3 February 28, 2017

Beggs-out 

1.loss of all rational thought; momentary mental lapse: to magnify incompetence.

2.to carry beyond the proper limit: He has so much frustration that he overreacts to the situation.

3.to overact (a part); exaggerate.
Tim began to beggs-out uncontrollably, throwing his arms around aimlessly, upon his inability to open the passenger door.
Beggs-out by Quazimohito December 18, 2013