My mate named it after Brad Ames from Prince Charming. The Tech stands for downy courses at A-Level.
So its Bradley Tech
Brad Ames is a B-Tech!!!
A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.
Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?
Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.
Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?
Dave: Sure, go ahead.
Tech support: Age?
Tech support: Name?
Tech support: Account number and password?
Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?
Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?
Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.
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H.B. Beal is a old school that has a lot of ESL (English as a Second Language) students due to the good ESL program and ESL classes. It has a lot of good academic students, teachers, and programs—in addition to excellent technical and art programs, teachers, and students. It has many good student programs and athletics and is secured through the fact that the police station is almost next door and there are always cops in the school and cop cars on and around the streets next to Beal. In this respect it is a good school. It is true though that the school has a higher then average substance abuse problem due to the fact that most of it’s clientele come from a bad neighborhood—old east (the worst part of the city); there are countless emos, goths, losers, weird people, stoners, addicts, sluts, etc. Due to this it is easy for kids to mix in the bad crowd and change themselves into something that may be negative for them and become losers in the future. On the upside though there are many smart people, athletes, and safely social students, and ethnic people because of the good programs and activities fostered in a respectful school setting. The school isn’t as bad as Clark, which has a high number of teen mothers; or maybe even South, which has a gang problem. Basically, it is a good school (programs and teachers) in a bad area; This results in a mix of either good students and bad students, and less of a number of mediocre (in between) students. It also increases the risk t...more...
The Hollyfield school is a secondary school and sixth form situated in south west london.
It is also a complete dump in which normal people such as myself are forced to live and work alongside a bunch of morons, retards and wankers who really should be doing brick laying courses with the two G's they got from their Media studies B-tech.
Guy 1: Oi Hollyfield School is shit innit... innit
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: It's shit... innit
Guy 2: Yeah, you said
Guy 1: OI SMELL MY HAIR!
Guy 2: Fucking hell...
A program marketed as an "engineering" program to its students, but really is a complete waste of time as it is not recognized in industry by anyone.
A program set up to confuse students.
Chain of promises that will never be kept.
Labs that make no sence and can not be done as the equipment is all broken.
B.Tech. Process Automation is a 4 year bachelor degree at McMaster University, but can not be used to gain entrance into a Masters program at McMaster as even they do not recognize it as a "real" bachelors degree.
"I just spent as much in tuition for 4 years as somone in a real engineering program, and now I dont have job because I have a bachelors in technology which means nothing to nobody"
the man who saved Harlequins from the clutches of evil. He is the fearless leader of the greatest elective class ever made, Dance Class. He is also a director, or a mythical creature known to occasionally visit the tech lab. He is a pimp ninja and basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form. He doesn't go slumming with the commonfolk and is the only man alive who can beat up Jack Bauer. His blood smells like cologne. He can go to a McDonalds, order a whopper and get it. He is the wind beneath my wings.
good job successfully putting on that production, you're such a kevin b
someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.
b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)