One who does not believe in a god or gods.
Sometimes stereotyped to be intolerant to religons.
They are not all intolerant. It is simply not believing in a higher being. If one should be free to be a certain religon without being intolerant, one should be free to not believe in a god(s) without being intolerant.
*Not to be confused with agnostic*
How I would hope it would go-
Christain: I'm Catholic.
Athiest: Oh, that's fine.
Christian: Well, what are you?
Athiest: Oh, I'm an athiest.
Christian: Oh, well that's cool.
Ways it may go but not many people would not want-
Religous person: I'm Catholic
Athiest: That's cool.
RP: Well, what about you?
Athiest: Well, I'm an athiest.
RP: You son of a bitch! You're going to Hell, stupid!
RP: I'm Catholic
Athiest: Oh my god! You're so stupid thee is no higher being! The Bible is fictional.
Athiest: No! Shut-up!
|2.||Pope of a|
The pope of a is what followers of the a religion worship. They say she is a giant floating letter a with pigtails and a crown.
It is rumoured that she once had an affair with sergeant smiley, leader of the paramilitary wing of the religion.
Dickhead: Ooooooh I worship you o holy pope!
Pope of a: Lovely.
A stuipid religon.
Where all the people worship god.
Hate people who arent mormans.
No gf or bf untill 16.
Go on gay missions.
Have to wear a tux/dress to church.
Kids Cant go anywhere with out permmision.
Doesnt support gays.
Use Non cuss words ex. Heck, Fudge, Gosh
Goes on Stuipid missions to preach about god.
Losers in School.
Straight A students.
Hang out with other momons.
Has A billion churches and wards.
98% live in utah.
Mormon Kid A. ''hey, Lets go to the skate Park'
Mormon Kid B. " Yeah maybe we can hang out with the cool skaters."
Mormon Parent A "Heck No, Go to church and worship god!"
A Creation of a China man named Li Hongzhi(who claim himself to be reincarnate buddha and student of great master of Buddhism and thus has super power like invulnerable to all kind of illness in his tutorial vedio). The theroy of Falun Gong is a twisted combination of most conceptions of QI GONG(See Note) and the philosophy of Buddhism but it is developed to be more easy to understand and practise for common people rather than the orignial ones which had taken Monks life time to partly understand.more...
The Purpose for people who Practise Falun Gong is mainly to strengthen the body and mind (Like QI GONG but it apears to be more easier if they practise Falun Gong ) or obtain some kind of super ability( something like float on the air and turn iron to gold etc... as Li Hongzhi said in his tutorial vedio).
On the early stages the FALUN Practiser do will experience the change like those who practise QI GONG as Falun GONG copied most part of QI GONG's discipline .However since the "Great Master" Li Hongzhi himself has not reached the Higer stages of QI GONG and he just made things up in his book, so what is waitting for the Practiser is UNKOWN but mostly resulted in mental illness AKA "Zou Huo Ru Mo"
In China during the 1990's ,People are obsessed with QI GONG for it's exaggerated benefits on body.This had made FALUN GONG popular (Since it's the first time people made QI GONG a "Fast Learning" subject in unprecedented ways like vediotape ,seminars ....)the approximated numb...
|5.||The Book Of Fairy Tales|
A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.
Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!
Bob: You mean like how to start wars?
Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!
(yourname)isms is more or less a fill in for a religous status on a website like Facebook or Myspace. You may or may not have a denomination but its just a reasuring way to think about life.i just follow what i feel my morals allow me to feel like a good person at the end of the day.I believe in god its just hard to be perfect in anyone elses eyes but your own
Follow your (yourname)isms
A result of the ever existing human need for explanations to questions that we just cannot answer. The most well known ones are violent, backward, anti-freedom and homophobic.
Person A: Are you part of any religion?
Person B: No, but I'm spiritual
Person A: It's just as stupid as religion. Neither provide answers