an overagitated white dude from miltown who constantly copies ghetto phrases and says them in the same tone
Hey, B DUB in da house, why you smuckin and frontin me B???
a large homosexual mammal native to the u.s.a region. Generally found on the backs of larger males (usually homosexual or unconscious)
Audrey Leech looks like a flaming b-dude
i want to pull a b-dude on your leg
A: A situation that causes a person so much excitement, the only thing that comes from their mouth for the first part of the conversation is the word "Dude!"
Often followed by a short conversation, at the end of which the other person reciprocates the usage of the word "Dude" in a manner of agreement or sarcasm.(depending on the case)
B: Alternatively used as a way of getting a persons attention.
*Word Coined By Jacy David Nolen*
Example Of Dude Alarm:
Person A: "Dude!"
Person B: "What?!"
Person A: "Daniel Tosh is coming out with his own show on Comedy Central!"
Person B: "Dude! Thats Awesome!"
|4.||The B-rad Way|
Anyone named B-rad that has the moves, the look, and the awesomeness that only a person named B-rad can have.
Jeff: dude theres B-rad
Bill: how can you tell?
Jeff: hes got the B-rad way
H.B.N. (Hater By Nature):
Someone who is a hater in any and every given scenario. It is in their genes to hate on something that isn't affiliated with them.
Guy 1: Dude, I just won the lottery!
Guy 2: Ha. Cool dude. .... you're still fat and ugly.
Guy 3: Hey Guy 2, youre just an H.B.N. Suck a c0ck.
|6.||P'ing the B's|
P'ing the B's aka powdering the balls. One should always use baby powder when p'ing the b's. P'ing the B's is the greatest way to relieve sweaty ballsack syndrome which can cause itchiness or potential ball stickage to legs, and keeps your ballsack smelling fresh all day.
There are two exact methods behind P'ing the B's. Once the powder is acquired, one must make sure that one's balls are completely dry. The first method, the shake and pour, is performed by simply pouring desired amount of powder into the groin area and shaking in order to remove excess. The shake and pour method does not require wash after use, but is mostly for amateurs. The more advanced method is called the Arnold PALM-er, or the palm method for short. In order to perform the palm method, one must pour desired amount of powder into palm of hand and pat the powder directly on the ballsack. The palm method is only for avid P'ing the B's users as it eliminates excess powder fallout but does require post P'ing the B's handwash.
P'ing the B's should be a part of any guy's daily routine. The most prime times to P the B's are after a shower, before going out, before bed, and always. Avoid sweaty balls and P the B's daily my friends.
Tyler: Yo dudes have you guys seen my Johnson & Johnson, its hot as hell out and my balls have been stuck to my leg all day.
Colin: Yeah sorry dude it's in my room. It was Luke's first time and I was instructing him on how to properly P the B's using the Arnold PALM-er method.
Luke: I owe you my life for introducing me to P'ing the B's, my balls feel great.
/b/ is not of substance, nor time, it is intangible and inperceivable; a paradox of existence. It is where the world's most powerful yet disturbed minds go to roam and contaminate. It is thought to be perceived as horrible even by its regulars, for it is. But to the dark minds that roam /b/, horrible is a mild value. /b/ is darker than Hell's deepest circle after the last ember has been extinguished. /b/ is where minds, dreams, hopes, sanity, innocence and morals die and inexplicable addiction festers.more...
/b/ is where Earth's darkest minds go to mingle amongst their own kind in a disorganized mess of offensive, random dialogue. /b/'s regulars have seen more gore, genitalia, insanity, racism and pure unfathomable random offensiveness than Zeus, the Greek god of lightning (and fornicating with mortals). In /b/, gore, genitalia, insanity, racism and pure unfathomable random offensiveness are tangible daggers that are incessantly flying around in a flurry of the darkest inner thoughts of world’s darkest minds giving the foundation of a ubiquitous gloom amongst the lost, innocent minds that wander ignorantly unto the realm. /b/ renders the most innocent minds cripplingly depressed and disturbed.
/b/ is the man urinating in the corner of a subway car.
/b/ is Jeffery Dahlmer.
/b/ is rape and murder.
/b/ is the way its minds see the world.
/b/ is only beginning.
Warning!!!: gut-wrenchingly horrifying, but this IS /b/. (NotSafeForAnywhere)>>>