| 1. | B-Day BJ | ||
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A complementary Blow Job received to celebrate a man's day of birth. "It's January 25th, bitch. You know what that means: a B-day BJ for me...fo' free"
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| 2. | Pulling A BJ | ||
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When someone is being a total douche bag, jerk, butt-face, asshole, jerkoff, meanie, retard, son of a bitch, mother fucker, or any other degrading term to describe someone who is doing anything to try to destroy you, cause mental harm, physical harm, or just trying to ruin your day, they are "pulling a BJ." Chick 1: Oh my god, James just broke up with me because he said you were hotter than me!
Chick 2: hah, eat that bitch {the guy AND chick 2 are pulling a BJ in this case} Dude 1: Man, Brian's pissed at me for sleeping with his sister, so he's telling stuff trying to get me fired AND put on a secual predator list! Dude 2: Damn, he's pulling a BJ! |
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| 3. | Bj and the bear | ||
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An awesome show from way back in the day. Why can't they bring back the good 'ol shows? Like BJ and the bear. now there's a concept i can't get enough of, a man and his monkey
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| 4. | Birthday Blowjob | ||
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In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to. Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
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| 5. | Helsta | ||
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If you got called Helsta, this means you are good at sucking cock. You get 20 different taste of semen in your mouth in just one night. you are Helsta, how u gonna say you are clean when u munch 50 day by day.
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| 6. | Peppermint Fatty | ||
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Before a woman is performs oral, she first puts a mint in her mouth. "Lyss gave me the BEST peppermint fatty the other day. It was curiously fresh."
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| 7. | bidet lips | ||
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Pronounced 'beeday'. These are lips that are perfect for licking out ass. Similar to b.j. lips (great for blow jobs). Orignating from the french word bidet. In France the bidet is used for cleaning the ass after taking a dump. "Did you see her lips after surgery?"
"Yeah she can suck on my ring any day, they are the juiciest bidet lips I've ever seen" |
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