Top definition
Omg, Zap is being an aznseal.
by Lollol BBQ October 27, 2007
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
Aznseals humping my dog!
by o_O_O_o January 01, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
The first aznseal originated in Asia, where a 14 year old azn boy had sex with a white seal. The cross contamination of Azn + White has not been specified or thoroughly investigated/examined by professional scientists. It is believed that there were more asian hormones than white hormones thus the seal produced was of asian foreign.

This lead to the birth of the worlds first aznseal.

Over many years, aznseal became an attention whore, a basiler, and quite unfortunately, a highly skilled SSBM player.

A fag.
1. Would you look at that aznseal! They say he's the only one of his species!

2. Omg! I just got owned by aznseal's Wavedash (SSBM move)!

3. Jack is such an aznseal.
by Anti-Aznseal February 13, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
aznseal Pronunciation: ey-zhuhn-seel
1. A marine mammal originating from Asia
2. A famous basiler that if you don't know who he is, you have no business on basil
3. Skilled Super Smash Brothers Melee (SSBM) player

Origin: An Asian maplestory players IGN based of him being Asian and a seal
Chat Section basilmarket:

Person #1- OMG i play SSBM who else plays it
First Post aka aznseal - i pwnz0rz u nub

I want attention - aznseal

audrey is my bff - aznseal

by Naruto Uzamaki December 29, 2007
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
A marine mammal of origins started back in the great east.
Look! An Aznseal! They're an endagered species here in africa!
by Zuicun May 13, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush