axper 

Axper

an Armenian word meaning brother, or goood friend.

Shant Shakerian is my best friend, and also my axper.

axper by Shantik jan October 25, 2006

Axpovious 

A turtle that will tell really bad puns nonstop until you deck it in the jaw, to which it will continue to make more puns until you actually want to fucking die.

He was cool until he pulled an Axpovious, that's when I had to beat the shit out of him.

Axpovious by Axpo November 8, 2020

Axpect 

To both accept and expect something. A combination of the 2 words to form the word axcept.

Instead of saying: I both expect and accept this to happen.
You can say: I axpect this to happen.

Instead of: I expected and accept this thing that happened.
You can say: I axpected that to happen.

Axpect by cntwo July 14, 2011

Axperts

A man who believes he is the best. Has a god complex and cant accept when he losses Civ 6

Eli "God That man has a Axperts complex and cant win Civ 6"
Axperts "Kid stfu"

Axperts by TheEpicGuyEli August 20, 2020

Axpholiated 

To be choked/ strangled.
Or have your breath being cut off in an extreme matter/way.

CNN: Last night, out of no where, some poor 5-year-old girl was kidnapped and then raped. Within the next five minutes, it was said she then was Axpholiated.

Axpholiated by Coffee&Creame June 10, 2009

Axphakasexual 

Axe - fact - a - sexual
To feel their sexual identity role as each sexuality besides any gender role sexuality or heterosexuality.

I'm Axphakasexual meaning that I'm every sexuality except for straight, transgender, intersex.

Axphakasexual by shinyr October 21, 2019

axpa 

egg slurpee

*moans* aHHHh axpa!1!!11!1!

axpa by insertcoolandhotpseudonymhere September 11, 2021