axehandle ass 

Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!

Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"

Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"

axehandle ass by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011

gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

gettysburg axe handle by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

Double Axe Handle 

a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.

Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle

or

Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes

Double Axe Handle by breeimhxc February 19, 2009

Ma'amhandled 

The ability of a female to take charge of a situation like an alpha male.

Your girlfriend really ma'amhandled those chicken wings last night.

Ma'amhandled by Migilegs June 18, 2021

Axe Handle 

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

Axe Handle by Zach April 13, 2004