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1. axe handle
a large, log-like piece of feces. axe handle however, unlike log, is reserved for only the largest defecatory specimens.
"i shat an axe handle last night and after i stood up i noticed it started in the hole and rose all the way above the toilet seat. i took a polaroid too, look."
by ryan ingersol Mar 7, 2005 add a video
2. Axe Handle
To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty
Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.
by Zach Apr 13, 2004 add a video
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