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Awks socks 

a saying to throw out there into yo convo when things get awkward.
Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?

Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.

Jackattack: Awks socks.
Awks socks by sandysandmansanford November 7, 2011
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totes awks 

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.
totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011
Hitting yourself in the shoulder with the hand on the same side. Used to signify that an awkward moment has just occurred. Generally, if surrounded by other cool people, they will begin to awkslap too in recognition of the awkward moment.

It is used worldwide.
"Hey did you just see that really fat chick run by in a two-piece?"
"ewwww"
"yeah dude, awkslap so hardddd"

-everyone awkslaps-
awkslap by mkn888 September 2, 2011

Awkasaurus 

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
Awkasaurus by nightfog23 August 12, 2011
The result of enjoying an awkward situation to the point of achieving orgasm.
Guy 1: I can't believe her Dad spent most of her 21st speech talking about how she was born a man.
Guy 2: I had a freaking awkasm!
awkasm by DonnyDonsen October 16, 2010

Awksey Daisies 

An awkward moment, derived from 'Oopsie daisies'
'Man, that was so awkward!'

'I know, i was so like Awksey Daisies'
Awksey Daisies by Connie M&M December 5, 2011