| 29. | awk. times 10 | ||
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a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward. Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!" |
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| 30. | Guest Room Moment | ||
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When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room. K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way... (retelling the story to a friend later) N: How was having K stay over? M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment. |
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| 31. | I'm Rick James Bitch! | ||
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You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I can't get enough of it. My favorite example of this comes from a skit on "Chappelle's Show," in which Dave Chappelle does a parody bio of 80's pop singer Rick James.
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The popular phrase from this skit is when Chappelle says "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Now everyone from fat Everquest nerds (yes I know I'm being redundant by calling an Everquest nerd "fat," don't email me) to pimply faced high school kids around the world repeat this phrase every chance they get, giggling spastically every time one of them says it in their crackling pre-pubescent voice. I don't know how, but every time someone does their impression of Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, bitch," it keeps getting funnier and funnier. Man, I never get tired of hearing people repeat their favorite lines from Chappelle's show. Of course, this begs the question: are these people paying homage to Chappelle, or are they cheapening the phrase, making it tired and unfunny? I did some research to find out what qualification these fans had, and posted my findings in the percentages. // //99.9999999842955449907481404254% of //people are not Dave Chapelle // //.0000000157044550092518595846% of //people are Dave Chapelle // //*Source: US Census Bureau. World //Population estimated at 6,3... |
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| 32. | hilarity ensues | ||
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An ending that can be put onto the ends of stories and plans. A convenient phrase to use when your story or plan sounded really dumb. It usually doesn't make much sense. Me: Ok here's what's gonna happen: I'll go steal her key's and she will spend the whole night trying to find them!
Other People: (stare) Me: Hilarity ensues. |
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| 33. | The B-Line | ||
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When someone takes a sexual innuendo so far as to make in uncomfortable for the others participating in the good times, and ultimately embarrassing themselves due to lack of social grace. The b-line is also crossed when recounting situations and to much detail is given on some of the more personal parts of the story. "Brad crosses the b-line when he talks about fire crotches"
"You crossed the b-line with that one." |
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| 34. | The B-Line | ||
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When someone takes a sexual innuendo so far as to make in uncomfortable for the others participating in the good times, and ultimately embarrassing themselves due to lack of social grace. The b-line is also crossed when recounting situations and to much detail is given on some of the more personal parts of the story. "Brad crosses the b-line when he talks about fire crotches"
"You crossed the b-line with that one." |
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| 35. | emu | ||
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1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws. Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome" Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person" (awkward silence) |
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