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1.
When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)
I hate that I can't grow a real mustache so I have to shave my awkward mustache all the time.
by lithalweapon October 27, 2011
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2.
when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)

it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*

Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 25, 2011
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