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Anything that is SOOO completely awkward that an "awkward turtle" just wont suffice.....This moment is sooo shameful that you feel compelled to assume the awkward flamingo pose. (aka one hand palm down touching the top of your forehead as you tilt you head down...while of course bending up one leg slightly)
You are walking on your way to class when you see the "lagoon creature" that you had an oops with the past weekend....

AWKWARD FLAMINGO!
by Lauren Kelly June 03, 2007

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