AC or "Awkward Creator" is someone who verbally or physically makes things awkward for everyone around them.
"Ha, wow, what was up with Dale talking about smashing Eric's ex right in front of Eric and his crew?"
-"Yeah, he can be a real AC. What a jackass."
|2.||Matt the creator of Bob|
Definition of Matt the creator of Bob;
Canadian, grouchy at times, hard to predict yet an easy book to read. Matt created Bob the purple goat 1 through 45, I believe and still has a good creative mind when he wants to.
Though he is clever, someone you wish to talk to many times a week just to hear what he thinks, the Matt often tends to be extremely stubborn and/or grumpy. The nice side of Matt, rarely seen by any, consist of boastful flattery, kind like comforting and a few other things that I have not yet found out about.
The bad side, often seen by all, can be rude, hurtful and brutually honest to a bone cutting pain. He often puts this up for people who are 'dumb' in his opinion and Matt finds it hard to like anyone.
Though you sometimes wish to tell this Matt, creator of Bob, I warn you not to. It will either blow up in your face, cause Matt to ignore you in loathing, self loathing or awkward silences.
But don't be fooled. Matt still needs his affection. He still needs to be hugged. He still needs to know when people love him.
"Hi, Matt the creator of Bob!"
"=D I <3 you, Matt!"
". . .I <3 you too. Now go away."
When someone gets themselves into an awkward or uncomfortable situation, they have pulled a Larry David. This term is derived from Seinfeld co-creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David, who does this to himself on a constant basis.
Nic: Hey man, want a cookie?
Matt: No thanks.
Nic: What are you, diabetic or something? (laughs)
(Awkward Silence) - Nic has just pulled a Larry David.
"The Jaimie" is a common expression used amongst teenagers. It involves a person telling a joke, thinking it's the funniest thing in the world, and their listener giving them a weird look which creates awkwardness. Consequently, the speaker usually nervously looks around the room to avoid eye contact with the listener. You are expecting someone to break out in laughter, however the moment sort of fizzles away leaving an awkward silence. The creator of this popular expression, Jaimie B., obliviously used it constantly and the emotion was soon adopted by her friends, Hannah, Tori, and Colleen.
-"What do you call a butt that's sleeping?"
-"Tell me, because I'm interested in the name of sleeping butt."
-"A bull dozer! Get it?! Haha!"
*Listener gives the person a look that creates the awkwardest of awkward silences*
A web-comic by George Ford. By it's creator, it is compared to "Calvin and Hobbes". By everyone else, it is compared to the comics they used to draw back in elementary school.
Although none of the actual strips are funny, the whole comic is thought of as a joke by many comic strip fans, who read and enjoy good strips. The only "fans" of this strip are other cartoonists, who are just trying to promote their own comic.
Group of friends talking:
Person 1 - Dude, did you read the new Good in Theory comic?
Person 2 - Hell yeah! It was great! How about today's PvP?
Person 1 - Oh, definitely. That Panda War stuff was awesome.
Person 3 - Oh, but not as funny as Addanac City! I love that comic!
a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation
Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"
Other Person: BARNESH
Noun: The moment of akward silence that proceeds after somebody you know makes an extremely bad, hapless, half-witted joke. Usually, it is a desperate attempt to be funny by said person and the resulting teej encapsulates both deathly silence and pity for the creator of the teej. Nobody is immune
We were all at the restaurant and the waitress brought our pizza to our table. We all thanked her but Jonny, who said "when you bent over to put down our food you were like the leaning tower of pizza" which made a total teej.
I was sat with my mum and she made a really bad joke, she totally teejed the moment.