Ash: Oh, hey, it's Brock! What's going on, man! This is Gary; Gary, Brock. Join us, Brock!
(10 minutes later.)
Ash: Sorry, I have to go be somewhere by myself for an unspecified length of time. Later, guys!
(Gary and Brock, newly made awkwaintances, finish their meals in uncomfortable silence, punctuated by disjointed small talk and uneasy chuckling.)
2)"omg i had terrible sex with this creeper guy last night...we're not dating - we're just awkwaintances"