Awks socks 

a saying to throw out there into yo convo when things get awkward.

Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?

Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.

Jackattack: Awks socks.

Awks socks by sandysandmansanford November 7, 2011

totes awks 

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

awkslap 

Hitting yourself in the shoulder with the hand on the same side. Used to signify that an awkward moment has just occurred. Generally, if surrounded by other cool people, they will begin to awkslap too in recognition of the awkward moment.

It is used worldwide.

"Hey did you just see that really fat chick run by in a two-piece?"
"ewwww"
"yeah dude, awkslap so hardddd"

-everyone awkslaps-

awkslap by mkn888 September 2, 2011

Awkasaurus 

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"

1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"

Awkasaurus by nightfog23 August 12, 2011

awkasm 

The result of enjoying an awkward situation to the point of achieving orgasm.

Guy 1: I can't believe her Dad spent most of her 21st speech talking about how she was born a man.
Guy 2: I had a freaking awkasm!

awkasm by DonnyDonsen October 16, 2010

Awksey Daisies 

An awkward moment, derived from 'Oopsie daisies'

'Man, that was so awkward!'

'I know, i was so like Awksey Daisies'

Awksey Daisies by Connie M&M December 5, 2011

AwkSchtoom 

The awkward silence at the end of a Zoom call where everyone is trying to leave before they are left staring at just one other person, who is also frantically trying to leave the meeting.

I was trying to leave the Zoom call, but it kept making me try and assign a new host, so i was stuck in an awkschtoom with Marcus as he also tried to find the leave meeting button.

AwkSchtoom by AEIOU&ME February 17, 2021