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Awksymoron 

a phrase/sentence that does not make sense, an awkward oxymoron. the result of an awksymoron may be a dead-end in the conversation.
Latisha: Dude, the weather in summer is so cool

Shenoa: Ummm, what? That doesn't make sense...

Latisha: Like cool as in the slang sense of the word. Haha, also 'cause it's not cool is summer so it's an oxymoron

Shenoa: ...

Latisha: yea...

(awkward)

Shenoa: ...awksymoron
Awksymoron by awksymorons June 4, 2011
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A shorter version of the word AWKWARD. may also be used as code for your friends around u when talkin aloud next to a awkward person. ( AWWWWWWKEEEEEEEY!)
god that was a fucking awky silence. he is awky, she is awky.
awky by yourawky September 23, 2008

awkymomo 

its when an awkward moment has occurred
An awkymomo occurred when Chandler sucked on David's toe.
awkymomo by rynoooooooooooooo June 30, 2011
Abbreviated version of the work Awkward, yet infinitely more powerful. the work awky should be accompanied by a facial expression that is somewhere between a a constipated wince and the fart you accidently let out while laughing too hard. This is also further pronounced when accompanied by the sign language action for "awky" which is each hand formed into a pointed index finger directed in a downwards shaky movement.
1."Dude, I just bumped into my old catholic studies teacher at the store while i was totally stoned and buying birth control and lube....awky!"

2. "Oh my god, when I went to hug Uncle Dennis goodbye, i totally felt him packing heat....awky!"
Awky by kleery November 28, 2009
Abbreviation for 'Awkward moment'
Used to lighten the situations mood, make it more jokey
Girl: Happy birthday, i love you!
Boy 1: Thanks x
Boy 2: Man, that girl so wants you!
Boy 1: Dude.. That's my little sister..
Girl: Awky mo...
awky mo by biznitch:P February 9, 2012
Something really awkward that any other response would make the situation worse. A cooler and better version of awk.
"That's not even my baby dude!"

"Awkys..."