| 78. | Gran Turismo 5 | ||
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The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling. Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it. Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.
Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it. |
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| 79. | nintendrone | ||
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(Pronounced: nin-ten-drone) noun
A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Nintendo Wii gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the Wii, DS, or 3DS. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects. Sally: "Super Street Fighter IV 3D has finally been released! I hope it looks as awesome on my 3DS as it did in the trailers."
Bobby: "You're just a stupid nintendrone fangirl! The 3DS has shitty graphics compared to the PSP. Just wait for the PSVita to come out and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!" Sally: "If you want me to be a pstool like you why don't you buy a PS3 for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!" Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat." Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to hear PlayStation kiss ass and apologize. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!" |
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| 80. | PS3 | ||
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Console launched on Nov. 11 2006. Considered by many to be the best console out their today. As for all you PS3 haters... you can take your downgrade and blow it out your ass. The PS3 is the best console.
Xbox 360 is moderate. Wii is an ultimate failure. |
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