|1.||awesome office syndrome|
A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.
Where is Steve?
He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.