| 1. | jesus abs | ||
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having perfectly sculpted abs that make any one jaw drob at the sight of the goodly gift Shishoka: Matt what are yo...... (jaw falls to the floor)
Matt: oh hey babe just working on my JESUS ABS. Shishoka: oglasoagla.............. |
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| 2. | Stud Runners | ||
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an word a woman would use to describe a attractive nonhomosexual male runner who runs alot in the intent of making the females hott, they also have awesome abs and wear skanky short shorts cross country girl-" Wow that scotty is such a Stud Runners he just finished a 17 mile run".
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| 3. | shpend | ||
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an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big penis about 7-12 inches. He is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. He is a total sex machine and an expert at the tongue tornado. girl #1: omg is that shpend?
girl #2: yeah he is the best in bed! |
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| 4. | ABS | ||
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an awesome abbreviation for when you have already stalked something or someone on any type of social networking i.e. facebook, twitter, tumblr. literally stands for "already been stalked" girl 1: did you see her trashy as fuck pictures from new years eve?!?!
girl 2: ugh ABS |
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| 5. | sex-pack abs | ||
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1: The abs that get you laid
2: Abs that are perfect for having sex Example 1:
Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed. Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny? Hose: My sex-pack abs Example 2: Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME! Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs |
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| 6. | philippines | ||
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The Philippines is ruled by two main tribes...
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The Gamers and the Gangsters... (the minority is composed of bugoys, parents and polititians) those two tribes isolated each other until the great god Marcos gave them the "human female". the gangsters wanted sex slaves while the gamers wanted goddesses to be worshipped... then the great war started, the gangsters grabbed 80% of the females the god Marcos gave philippines, leaving the gamers only with 20%... the gamers trained the females with the art of DotA, counter-strike and diablo2, then the gamers launched their offensive again the gangsters in the decisive battle on netopia, the gamer force was defeated by the gangsters application of drugs that turns idiotic retards into frenzied berserkers! massive damage was dealt and the gamer force retreated! then Level-up games released Ragnarok online... the great wave of enlightenment converted a great amount of gangsters and "bugoys" into gamers! the gangsters countered the wave by making people listen to black eyed peas and other rapcrap, but they didnt succeed because a few elite female gamers of the anti-rap police tracked down Colonel General Mr.RapGuy of the gangster army and assassinated him! the gangster army collapsed because those idiots cant breath if they arent listening to music... the gamers left the remaining alone because it is against the gamer code rule #54 "do not pwn the losers, for they shall pwn themselves"... but... that was their undoing... th... |
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| 7. | likt | ||
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likt: 1. relating to being generally awesome.
2. an event pertaining to or of greatness. "How was that movie?"
"It was totally likt." "Did you check out his abs?" "Yeah, he is SO likt." "You're likt. Wanna fuck?" "Stephanie is amazing, like the epitome of awesome." "More than that, she's LIKT." |
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