An award given to someone who is acting particularly stupid or being a douche.(Spoof of the Academy Awards)

An award show where fans vote for the winners of numerous sports categories.

When you are playing X-box Live on Halo 3 team slayer, and you beat the other team by twenty or more points. This was created when Luke (a creater of Halo 3) and his team of four said he could beat ANY team by 20 or more points, and if he lost he would have to give the other team a stake dinner. He won. You can check how many you have by going to www.bungie.net and typing your name in.

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example) that is clearly a deceptive marketing tactic similar to the phony domain name or Yellow Pages bills that are sent in hopes your AP department will pay them. Often the incentive (and allure) is a plaque or award certificate for "recognizing that <your company name> has been selected for the 2008 Best of <your town> Award."

Award given by ACLE (American Coalition for Lesbian Expansion) bi-annually to a lesbian couple that exemplifies outstanding lesbian-ish qualities and provides community contributions the aids towards the extermination of heterosexuality as a whole in the Carson City, NV Metropolitan Area.

(Alternate Definition for the Straight Community: A sign that the GLBT community needs to be lynched and castrated)

A disease marked by a level of lack of intelligence and common sense so deep, so aberrant, so impossibly incurable by any means whatsoever (conventional or otherwise) eventually leading the afflicted individual to perform some act ensuring demise and subsequent enormous amounts of ridicule by society at large for decades to come.

In cases where only the malignantly stupid subject him/herself falls victim to an act leading to self-extinction, nomination for a Darwin Award is in order, having removed themselves as potential polluters of the gene pool and propagation of malignant stupidity in future generations.

However, in cases where an uninvolved or otherwise innocent party/parties has the misfortune of being in close proximity to said act, resulting in death or injury to said party, the afflicted individual's qualification for a Darwin Award has been annulled even if they themselves died in commission of said act.