| 43. | ingrid newkirk | ||
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Leader of the domestic terrorist support group PeTA.
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Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is. By spending their tax-free contributions on defense lawyers for the likes of Rodney Coronado(leader of the known terrorist organization ALF), PeTA has distinguished itself as a support mechanism to such radical domestic terrorist groups. Naturally this expenditure is only part of their finaces. The overwhelming majority of their donations go directly to propaganda and advertising designed to cull new members and more donations. Ingrids organization somehow enjoys tax-exempt status in spite of the overwhelming evidence supporting their shady dealings with radical groups. Openly suggesting vandalism, theft, and destruction of private property are all part and parcel for Ingrid Newkirk who is also an unashamed anti-humanist. Ingrids long list of anti-human race statements include such gems as the following: 1:"If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong? We believe all exploitation and abuse is wrong. If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong." 2:"I'd go to work early, bef... |
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| 44. | dark carnival | ||
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The Carnival is a religious revolution that is ignored or looked down upon by the main population for the type of music that introduced it. As many know the Dark Carnival was introduced by the Insane Clown Posse, a face paint-wearing horror-core rap group with violent and profane lyrics on their cd’s. The ICP’s intent with this was not just to be violent or profane, but I will get into that later.
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Many think that the Carnival is a cult, but this is a fallacy. We have to pay no money to believe in the Carnival, and we see no human being as a God or higher power. The Carnival is here to bring people together. The lost, the wicked, and the holy, all together for the same fight for God. We have been around since 1992, and we have enough followers to match the population of Washington, and yet we have no government recognition, but that fight is being fought every day. The word for one who has faith in the Dark Carnival or listens to any Psychopathic Records artist is a Juggalo. We have with stood many years of torment misunderstanding and hate from the general population, for looking like people who would hate. Can someone explain this to me please? I have grown to expect this, though. I am writing this today to try and minimize that misunderstanding. The History of ICP and Psychopathic Records. . . The Inner City Posse was started by Joseph Bruce in the early nineties. With him in this Southwest Detroit Ghetto gang were his friends Joey Ustler and John Ustler... |
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| 45. | Mullan-Surprise | ||
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You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome! "I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"
"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday" |
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| 46. | Religious fundamentalist | ||
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1. People who actually believe truthfully and Entirely the entirety of the religion they attempt to follow as the Inerrent Word of God.
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Not to be confused with "pick and choosers" or " religious posers", of whom make any religion they proclaim no less esteemed than their favorite sports team, or no less different than adopting to bowing down to a carved tree stump. 2. True believers who follow the text to the letter, not ignoring parts they dislike. 3. People brave enough to BELIEVE what they believe. 4. People reguarded as Crazies because they honestly think the idea of an all-knowing all-powerful SOMETHING/being (God) that creating the universe, as opposed to Nothingness farting out everything in a constructive Explosion that miraculously created an incredibly complex, perfectly functioning universe, and due to this suspicion of such a being, actively sought after who this God is, and found satisfaction in some certain explaination. Often annoying to unbelievers of adopted belief, and usually judged by lukewarmly moraled or worldly people of whom dispise a person who truely follows the religion. Oftened accused of being self-righteous for actions such as tithing their money to houses of worship, or stating their moral beliefs publicly(see Pharisee,hypocrit,poser)which may be true ,as many practice their morality out of pride or social fear, but a great many practice these things out of the always unnoticed love |
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| 47. | St. Joseph's College | ||
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located over a 30-acre lakeside campus in Patchogue, Long Island, "The Teaching College" prepares undergrads to become "Future Teachers of America." "St. Joe's," as it is affectionately referred to by current students, offers students a great education at relatively low cost (70% of students recieve some form of financial aid/scholarship!)
St. Joe's is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business. For the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of America’s Best Colleges by U.S. News and World Report named St. Joseph's College to the top tier of the "Northern Comprehensive Colleges – Bachelor’s" category. St. Joseph's has two campuses, one on Long Island (Suffolk County)and the other in Brooklyn. Even though the L.I. campus is mostly a commuter school, don't let that fool you. Lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await! Oh--and most of the parties are pretty sick. I've met so many awesome people while going to school at St. Joseph's College, if only they could fix that web registration!
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| 48. | Waiting for the other shoe to drop | ||
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To await an event that is expected to happen, due to being causally linked to another event that has already been observed. Gets its origin from the joke in the example. A guest who checked into an inn one night was warned to be quiet because the guest in the room next to his was a light sleeper. As he undressed for bed, he dropped one shoe, which, sure enough, awakened the other guest. He managed to get the other shoe off in silence, and got into bed. An hour later, he heard a pounding on the wall and a shout: "When are you going to drop the other shoe?" Thus the term "waiting for the other shoe to drop."
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| 49. | Chill Weekend | ||
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After you work your long tiring work week, you eagerly await going home to relax and do things that require little effort and intellect for the whole weekend. During these moments of immobilization, your friends annoyingly become adamant in their attempts to get you out. You: <I>Wassup, man. This week was brutal. I'm going to crash for 48 hours, oh fo sho. Chill weekend.</I>
Your friend: <I>OH HELL NO! I cant let you do that! This is the time for living! Time waits for no one! Man, look at it like this. Before you know it, we'll be old as dirt. And what will we have to show for it? Weekends where we wasted time!</I> You : <I>Dude, its only one weekend! We've partied the last five weekends! Chill out, you tool!</I> (hangs up) |
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