My favorite singer. She is NOT a poser, like a lot of people are saying she is. They say she thinks shes punk. Can you tell me when she ever said she was? She never did. Avril is not a poser. People are also calling her a skank/ slut. Really?

Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.

(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.

Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Oh oh oh, would you leave me alone? Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I. Oh oh oh, would you cry y y if I let you go? -Let Go, album Let Go

She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin

Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.

See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
by invader Jenna August 26, 2010
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A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."
Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."

Great job Avril, great job.
by seth_cohen_fan January 10, 2006
A complete FAKE who thinks she rocks so hard, supported one-handedly by a legion of ignorant 10-year-old skanks who know nothing about music and also worship the "hard", "punk"-"band" Good Charlotte among with Britney and Christina and Justin Timberlake and Busted; Also religiously stick to the tips given in the articles about "how to rock HARD" from Mizz. Pretends that she is able to play the guitar and write songs, and dresses up really "punk RAAAAWK", which, by assumption relating to her is over-night punk by simply wearing a tie and wristband and demonstrating a severe lack in any grammatical or spelling skills by corrupting "skater boy" to "sk8r boi", which is just plain townie. Apparently likes the real stuff like Green Day, but this is really just to redeem herself in the eyes of the more intelligent people, but really worships Shania Twain.Desperately needs to die. And it's Avril LAVIGNE for gods sake. Not that you'll really care because she's the word "wrong" personified.

See shit,crap
Avril Lavigne:"Omigaaaawd I am so, like, punk RAAAAAAAAAAWK, yeah, I'm, like, getting more famouser everyday, yeah, all the REAL grunjaaaas and the goths and the punks, like, worship me *10-year-old-skank-"punk"-fans scream. Sorry? I just went deaf*, look at me play my guita-"
Person with a functioning brain:"Shut the f*ck up, b*tch!"
by Drakavie February 28, 2005
A Canadian Pop-punk singer. She was born on September 27, 1984 in Ontario, Canada. All over the web-nets (and in most people's opinions) she is most often called a "poser" or a "wannabe punk". People seem to cant get it though thier thick skulls that not ALL THREE of her albums were crappy.
Try her first album. In my opinon, she's not all that bad.
And the reason why most people think that she is a "wannabe"
is beacuse of the fact that majority heard only her third album, "The Best Damn Thing". And to tell you shit-for-brains the truth, the song "Girlfriend" ISNT EVEN THAT BAD. Just beacuse of the fact that she sang " HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE" does NOT mean that she all of a sudden a skank or slut. Im not defending her or anything, but the first FIFTY entries of Avril were either " A MINDLESS SKANK" or "A DISCRACE TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS". I berley even listen to pop punk that much, but I LOVE the song "Girlfriend".
Avril Lavigne is NOT a shit-for-brains. She's a regular singer.
There. Problem solved.
by RealLongName November 20, 2007
A very talented young singer that was born in Napanee, Canada. At 16, she moved to Manhattan and began work on her debut album. She released "Complicated" from her debut album titled: "Let Go" when she was 18, which went 6x platinum. She's shown she is independent, full of confidence and determination. "Complicated" went to number #1 on Billboards Top 100. Also earning her 5 Grammy nominations, MTV music awards, MTV European music awards and many more.

And by the way, she sings pop rock, not punk.
Avril Lavigne is a very talented girl: she writes her own songs, is a model, plays guitar, drumms and piano and she is now starting her acting career.
by carla146 December 20, 2006
Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.
Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.
by not avril February 16, 2005
The self-proclaimed Sid Vicious for a new generation, quite accurate considering they are both untalented musicians who concentrate more on image and try their best to look "rebelious" "badass" and "punk rock" and was marketed and chosen by the establishment to make money off of kids trying to be "rebelious" "badass" and "punk rock".
Avril Lavigne: "I'm the Sid Vicious for a new generation"
by semen_pants September 21, 2007
Canadian self proclaimed "punk rocker". Often wears ties, rubber bracelets and excessive eyeshadow to attempt to prove her extent of counter-pop musical style. However, she almost completely had proven herself antipunk with the following statements:

"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney Spears walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." -Seventeen Magazine

When she actually learned who the Sid Vicious actually was (intensely hardcore bassist for the Sex Pistols, 1977-1979), she followed up with:

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" -Entertainment Weekly

And hence, she has become one of the largest detractors to the modern punk movement.
Avril Lavigne is not punk.

If you want to hear some actual punk, see:

-The Buzzcocks
-Capitalist Casualties
-The Dead Boys
-Dead Kennedys
-Fleas and Lice
-Kraut
-The Pagans
-Rajoitus
-Strychnine
-Subhumans
-The Clash
-The Ramones
-and of course The Sex Pistols
by SxPistolskickass March 25, 2006

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