Avon old farms is an all boys boarding school in avon ct. Most of they boys go there bc they couldnt get in anywhere else...aka salisbury...but some go for sports too. Sorry boys but thirds lax isnt going to cut it in the real world. Most of them are repeats...what does that tell you! AOF has a horrible reputation, being jerks, easy, and hooking up with walkers girls therefore they carry lots of STD's. They think they are the shit untill the end up working for a Salisbury guy.
(Watching a thirds lax game)
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.
This AOF dude is totally smokin!
noun - 1. prep school for the wicked smaaht and the hahdest teachers filled with 12 year olds all the way up to 20 year olds. Grade "A" hockey school that always beats salisbury. Pastels are common currency among the boys, if pastels are not available barter may be performed using porters and walkers "girls". Aspirando et persevererando which translates roughly to "when in doubt, beat one out" or in modern vernacular "if it don't fit in the hole, push harder"
2. "where the boys are boys and so are the girls"
B dizzle: ayo youngin
B dizzle:aholla son
McCord:aiamn aewa l;a dwi
Andre: give me the ball, yo!
Dean Jimmy "Napoleon" Detora: What the god damn hell god dammit god damn Andre God dammit
All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".
Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...
all boys prep school made up of hockey players and other athletes. sports come first and academics come in somewhere else much farther down the line, allowing for many of the boys to have quite possibly a negative IQ. All will die of mouth cancer from dipping too much or go to jail for murdering someone after taking too many steroids. usually completely belligerent on the weekends and it takes a kid throwing up on the dean's desk to even get suspended. spend most of their free time either stalking girls on facebook or screwing quad rats and other such skanks from miss porters
, ethel walkers
, miss halls
, etc. students suffer from an affliction known as avon goggles, caused by the overall desperation to see girls. refer to girls as bitties
. students usually only go on to good schools because they play mass amounts of sports, but there is the occasional nerd who is actually intelligent and does work.
"i play varsity hockey at avon old farms." -typical aof pickup line.
An all guys boarding school, where most boys end up at college, harvard, yale, columbia, pennslyvania. All extremely smart,and are smart enough not to go to a dick school like salisbury. Always Wins In hockey. And seems to be growing rapidly in all sports.
AOF GUY: Hmm Im going to harvard and i have three girls in my bed
Salisbury Idiot: Oh, im going to university of ohio, but i got one of my boyz in my bed
A guy in avon who doesnt want to be fuckin here. smokin by the pond all day everyday. liquor in the water bottle. Like the other person said a beer in one hand a slut in the other and a blunt in his mouth and one more behind his ear. HIGH AS HELL
.......K.P...... high and drunk
An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.
"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."