Avery Johnson

1. n. The totally kickass sergeant from Halo and Halo 2 who literally can't be killed. A sergeant in the United Nations Space Command. Played by voice actor David Sculley. He is most commonly known as Sergeant Johnson.

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson.

Avery Johnson by BenjaminBunny March 30, 2005

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Avery Johnson

Head coach of the Dallas Mavericks. Avery Johnson led the Mavericks to the NBA Finals in his first season in charge.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.

Damn I can't stand the Mavericks, but Avery Johnson is one skilled head coach.

Avery Johnson by Blazin Hazen August 6, 2006

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Avery Johnson jr

Annoying black kid who gets whatever he wants because he is rich. Worst enemy of Abrowns everywhere. Knows nothing about basketball just like his retarded father. Terrible at school and video games.

Avery Johnson jr: Abrown abrown abrown ABROWN ABROWN!!!

student: its like jaws

Abrown: Shutup avery!

Avery Johnson jr by a to z man June 6, 2011

Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.

Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank

Sargent Avery Johnson by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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