Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?
Nate: What's her weight entry say?
Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".
Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.
Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!
Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!
Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.
Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.
"My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.
If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will redefine average in your life.
In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.
- Reads MLIA.
- Loves Harry Potter.
- Hates Twilight.
- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.
- Makes pillow forts.
- Loves ninjas.
- Prefers google over yahoo.
- Read DBPB.
- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.
- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:
And many others things you may think of. :D
As an adjective it describes something that is in no way superior or inferior to the rest of it's kind.
When describing something as average we often mean it performed it's purpose but with no perks.
As a noun an average is a statisical measurement. In short, an average is the most common thing in a group. In a group of animals for instance, the most common animal might be birds.
The Handbag was average, since it served only it's purpose.
The average number of people in wembley stadium during a match is 75,000