| 995. | gay | ||
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1. Happy
2. Homosexual 3. (adj.) insult that has been changed to be synonymous with "stupid" Is beginning to be overused like "fail" and "reatard" Originating from the Homophobia of the average teenager. 1. You seem rather gay today.
2. I have no problem with Insert name here is gay, as long as there are no sexual advances made upon me. 3. Teenager: This couch is so gay. Intelligent person: How in any way is that homosexual or happy |
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| 996. | Grades | ||
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A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics. Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population: Asian Grading- A- Average B- Below Average C-Crap D-Death/Disowned F- Fucked Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die? Person 2: Her grades came in..... Example 2: Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get- Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST! Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!! |
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| 997. | fucktard | ||
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A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless. This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly. Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
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| 998. | Hoghead | ||
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Hoghead:
1. A large bundle of cured tobacco which is wrapped in burlap sheet on the farm and taken to the tobacco market. This large bundle usually weights in excess of 250lbs. 2. A bucolic person with a large head; This person's head is larger than the average person and is due to genetics or a large amount of hair on the head. This person may be a "redneck" 1. That hoghead of tobacco should bring about $800.00 at the tobacco market.
2. Man, that dude Rick is a hoghead; he cant find a hat to fit his big head, so maybe he can just wear the box the hat came in! |
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| 999. | Dildoverdose | ||
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To Die via an overwhelming abundance of dildos in one's orifices. Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.
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| 1000. | bwhack | ||
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the opposite of a whigger; a white person trapped inside of a black person's body. a black person exhibiting behavior characteristic of a middle class white person. black people listening to country music and wearing properly-fitting clothes are considered bwhack.
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