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National Defense Authorization Act 

Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.

In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?

AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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National Defense Authorization Act 2012 

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

Autofication 

An autofication is an automated notification received when an event happens. An SMS message as a delivery receipt, or an email from a company that your order has shipped.
I just received the autofication that my order was ready.
Autofication by Factor67 January 23, 2020

Aftonization 

In FNaF fandom, a conviction that every character with unconfirmed last name might be an Afton.
-Wait…Vanessa’s last name starts with A…IS SHE AN AFTON??-
-Hey, what you just said is Aftonization!;-;-
Aftonization by BurntBoonie404 January 7, 2022

Automination 

The take over of computers doing what humans once did like controlling self driving cars, self flying taxi’s and self driving trains, etc. Everything fully autonomous.
Right now most planes, trains, and automobiles are still human assisted, but by the year 2025 an Automination will happen.
Automination by Q Virtual Reality W November 27, 2019

Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"
The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)
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