To males, the act of urinating without the directional assistance provided by the hands.

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

The ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in

Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

A term used by IT pros to describe running a prolonged, automated task on a computer that doesn't need their attention, such as a virus scan, installer program or a disk defragmentation.

The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.