autooptopokephobia 

The fear of poking one's own eye out

arachnophobia is to fear of spiders, as autooptopokephobia is to the fear of poking one's own eye out.

autooptopokephobia by UDwurdcreator January 13, 2009

Autoostic 

If you have a son with way too many chromosomes and it sexually identifies as a guitar.

You might like it electric, but my baby's autoostic.

Autoostic by sue.dough.nim February 13, 2017

autoothbluetism 

When you and your friend are both autistic and your brains synchronise, like Bluetooth. This also works with autistics in range of each other but it is less powerful.

Rando: “Wait guys don’t leave me!”
You and friend: “Guys! Guys! Guys!” (referencing a specific video)
You and friend: “That was autoothbluetism :)”

autoothbluetism by mister.sexyman March 11, 2023

autocutie 

Attractive autocue reader

There's an autocutie.

autocutie by mickey mouse November 13, 2003

auto out 

Someone so bad at a given task that the result is the same as if they hadn't completed the task at all.

Derivation: "auto out", an abbreviation of "automatic out" comes from a common recreational softball/baseball rule. If a team is short a player they must take an automatic out when that player would have come up to bat. Referring to a player as an auto out implies they contribute so little that the team might as well be playing short-handed.

The boss's son is such an auto out; I have to rewrite every report he turns in.

auto out by wickedpixel September 9, 2010

autoautosexual 

The sexuality where a person is attracted to themselves as a Car from the movie Cars.

Etymology: auto- (Car) auto- (self) sexual (sexual)

"Did you see Greg's DeviantArt illustration of himself as a Car from the movie Cars?"
"Yeah. I think he's autoautosexual."

autoautosexual by norcaroa September 18, 2023

Autofutaphilia 

Similar definition to Autogynephilia; A person's sexual arousal to the thought of theirself as a futanari

Raven's such a gooner bro, he has Autofutaphilia and fantasizes about himself as a futa all the time.

Autofutaphilia by PloyYechter July 14, 2025