Top Definition
The Automatic Thick (noodle-like) hair growth of the Pubic area. Normally is seen and spotted by NightRiders and people who are infected with the deadly disease known as Jungle Fever.
Roger: "hey, why are you sad?"
JayQuan: "my sex life is gonna suck!"
Roger: "why do you say that?"
JayQuan: "i was recently diagnosed with chronic autoofernoodle, fuck!"
by ChronicPolice420 July 10, 2010

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