| 1. | spatafore | ||
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The act of shooting a total stranger in the back of the head following an automobile collision and the subsequent exchange of insurance information. Marc pulled a Spatafore on that guy for ramming into his new jeep.
The officer said that the deceased appeared to be a victim of a Spatafore after his collision on the I-15. |
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| 2. | srash | ||
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driving an automobile while driver is inebreated, resulting in an accident with an inanimate object, at slow speeds, under 20 miles per hour mark was so drunk he got into a srash.
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| 3. | root knocker | ||
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Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities. EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q. |
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| 4. | Cell Pilot | ||
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(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile. Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
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| 5. | Sick Flow Bro | ||
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When Paolo causes a multi-automobile collision, most notably on Bathurst Street. Paolo is entirely at fault for the accident, regardless of how sick his flow actually is. The worse a driver is, the sicker his flow becomes. Guy 1: "Hey Paolo, you just hit 4 cars in one accident, sick flow bro"
Paolo: "Why do you guys keep saying that?" |
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| 6. | Smart Car | ||
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A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile. See also, "things that look like windup toys". I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.
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| 7. | road worrier | ||
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A general term for someone who experiences Hodophobia (fear of road travel), or Amaxophobia (fear of riding in a car). Our strange Uncle Tony now rides a bicycle, but only on clearly defined bike paths, as he's added 'road worrier' to his many eccentricities.
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