When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.
I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.
by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004
n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation
"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."
by ExtraFine August 09, 2004