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Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) 

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

autocorruption 

Inadvertently making a rude text remark through the auto correct function.
Lisa's text included an inadvertent autocorruption when she texted her boyfriend that she liked the character dildo when she really meant Bilbao.
autocorruption by Ttlone6 January 6, 2014

autocorrelation 

What happens when Samsung phones autocorrect the word 'autocorrect'.
Jim: "do you wanna play penis"
Jake: "i hope you meant ps4"
Jim: "damn autocorrelation"
autocorrelation by bigfatsol October 2, 2014

Autocorrecto 

When typing on your phone, your autocorrects but in a completely wrong way
Mom! I was asking my prof a question by email, and my phone made an autocorrecto from sick to dick! I'm mortified!!
Autocorrecto by thegoodex November 23, 2018

autocorrexting 

When you send a text message of random auto-correct words. Using two fingers, type random letters on an iphone until autocorrect makes a word. Then a space must be made to start a new word. A word can be re-started if no correction is offered.
(These names were invented with autocorrexting.)

Rowland Chairlift: "Cindy brings Jordan brunch"
Legs McGraw: "Rocket gospel soaked godsend"
Boots McJob: "Baring Vatican ovary"
Mugs McClain: "Overthrust effects uterus"
Bummer Dewy: "Gherkin coffin"
Keri McCray: "Forked towels"
Seahorse Castro: "Guido scene deleted"
autocorrexting by wBrynn November 19, 2011