AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

AutoCranialOcularImpalation by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

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autoclaustrophobia

feeling like your trapped, stuck between two large people in the back of a small hatchback, commonly experienced on Road trips, and family outings, it's often used as a way of claiming shotgun....

"dude, i can't sit in the back, because i have autoclaustrophobia"

"shotgun....autoclaustrophobia!" (when pointing at the losers)

autoclaustrophobia by Richard Evans July 13, 2006

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Autocannibalism

the practice of eating oneself. Minor Examples include: Fingernail-biting that develops into fingernail-eating is a form of pica. Other forms of pica include the compulsion of eating one's own hair. Forced self-cannibalism as a form of torture or war crime is not uncommon.

In the film Spaceballs, one character named Pizza the Hutt (a parody of Jabba the Hutt) is revealed to have committed autocannibalism while locked in his car with no other food sources.

Autocannibalism by Colonel Chicken McNugget October 4, 2009