autoclaustrophobia 

feeling like your trapped, stuck between two large people in the back of a small hatchback, commonly experienced on Road trips, and family outings, it's often used as a way of claiming shotgun....

"dude, i can't sit in the back, because i have autoclaustrophobia"

"shotgun....autoclaustrophobia!" (when pointing at the losers)

autoclaustrophobia by Richard Evans July 13, 2006

autoclave 

Working on yourself in times of trouble to achieve something better than what you had before.

Improving yourself to achieve a higher goal

My gf dumped me so I autoclaved my way back up and got a hotter one!

autoclave by ksp2276 November 29, 2011

autocapped 

The spontaneous need to punch someone you despise in the face, giving them 2 black eyes.

I ran into that ChickenFucker and autocapped his ass. That'll teach him to keep me waiting for 23 minutes.

autocapped by Shartslang September 12, 2013

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

Autocraphelia by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

Autoglass 

You got any cracks you need resealing? Call Autoglass Today.

Person 1: I have a crack on my car that needs resealing.
Person 2: *pointing a gun at person 1* CALL AUTOGLASS TODAY

Person 1: Do you have a crack that needs resealing?
Person 2: Yeah! Inbetween my buttcheeks!
Person 1: I swear to fucking christ Greg I earn £3.40 an hour I live in a cardboard box out the backarse of superdrug just fucking say yes

Autoglass by baked_beans July 23, 2019

autocaust

When an encrypted message deletes itself.

Can you send me that link again, it autocausted.

autocaust by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin April 26, 2022

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

Autocraphelia by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005