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1. auto fail
Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.
John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!
2. auto out
Someone so bad at a given task that the result is the same as if they hadn't completed the task at all.

Derivation: "auto out", an abbreviation of "automatic out" comes from a common recreational softball/baseball rule. If a team is short a player they must take an automatic out when that player would have come up to bat. Referring to a player as an auto out implies they contribute so little that the team might as well be playing short-handed.
The boss's son is such an auto out; I have to rewrite every report he turns in.
3. grand theft auto 4
The reason i didn't get any homework done today and will fail all my classes.
Damn, i played grand theft auto 4 all night and didn't do get shit done.
4. Fail Crane
When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
5. Auto-Correct Fail
when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.
"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"

"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"
6. auto fail
Something so lame that it automatically fails under the magnitude of its own lameness
Dude that virtual girlfriend program auto fails, no other words come close to describing it
7. Flood Nightlife
Group on Bungie.net loosely based on the The Flood Off-Topic Forum. Includes awesome people such as DUMBO, Parthath, Necavi, Pancake, and 0cie(who is 0cem). People who fail are ejected or banned. Features a wide range of stores/services, such as a bar, sex shoppe, ice cream shoppe, weaponry world, and auto dealership. One of the last strongholds of win on Bungie.net Abbreviated as NL
Jaculum: Do not worry. The phoenix that is the Flood Nightlife shall rise from the ashes of its members' fail and be born again, epic and winful.
0cie: Kiddo, that was a whole heap of awesome you just made there
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