auto correct 

The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.

Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!

auto correct by franchise88 November 13, 2011

freudian auto-correct 

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought

(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?

freudian auto-correct by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011

auto correct 

one of the most annoying things EVER

dam^ Auto correct!!

auto correct by THE PERSON WHO SAVED YOU February 23, 2011

Auto-correct 

At fault for word(s):

It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.

situation:
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.

Texter 2: WTF?

Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."

Auto-correct by StyleDogg October 28, 2011

Auto-correct 

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.

Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct

Auto-correct by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) 

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.

Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE

Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) by Mandy28 May 24, 2011

Auto-correct 

The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.

My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.

I just turned Auto-correct off.

Auto-correct by GuitarmasterX5000 November 3, 2012