The word auto originally comes from the Greek word 'automatos' meaning self acting. (Its modern day equivalent is automatic.)
"They're so many of us, we might have to take two autos"
1: Man, I saw Katrina's pussy last night when she got out of the car!
2: She's auto-Britney!
1: Yeah but Britney is auto-Paris.
2. Oh yes, thats an auto. We should auto-go down there tonight. It sounds auto-fun.
He models the Internet upon totalitarian regimes which censor anything opposed to his simple-minded definition of "good". Also see Stalin, Hitler, communism and Microsoft.
"No auto. Shut up. Nobody cares =)"